HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES

 For all those who " THINK " they know how to sell

          I'm still Laughing....

    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

    Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
    productive salesmanship.

      Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
    said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
    spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

    "Very good," said the teacher.
    Little Jenny was next: 

    "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
    that magazines would kee p them up on current events."

    "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn (you remember him don't cha?).


    The teacher held her breath ...


    Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
    full of cash on the
    teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.


    "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"


    "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.


    "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
    tooth brushes to make that much money?"


    "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
    Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."


    They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"


    Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"


    "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for
    free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."